fixing a battery day

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/14/2020 at 15:49 • Filed to: None

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This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/14/2020 at 16:02

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Badgrass!

HAHA @ the horse

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2020 at 16:09

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lol payback is how i found these guys...that ones hilarious

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/14/2020 at 16:17

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As it was playing my soon to be 3 year old started laughing and screaming, then started repeatedly saying something about “that rock and roll shit”

Whoops.

No idea he knew what rock and roll was, and that’s the first shit I’ve heard come out of him that didn’t end up in a diaper.

I might want to cool it on the metal before mom comes home. lmfao

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2020 at 16:26

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lol welp.. cant argue with good taste :p

moms opinion may differ

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/14/2020 at 16:51

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It’s an improvement from last month when mom kneeled down on Thomas the Tank Engine and said ‘Fucking trains!” before throwing it across the carpet.

We spent a week hearing “Fucking Trains!” followed by projectile locomotives.

As luck would have it the boy likes this series of Youtube videos called Genevive’ s Playhouse. Essentially some guy shilling crap toys by playing with them, which he does in multiple languages. At some point the kid picked up on me saying “That’s not English” whenever I’d skip one or if I refused to play the one he requested. So for a while anytime he didn’t like something he’d tell me “That’s not English”

So everytime he swears I tell him “ I don’t know what you’re saying, that’s not E nglish ” and he generally stops.

We have fun, though  I should probably watch my mouth.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/14/2020 at 16:53

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ONE more

...and down the rabbit hole I go...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2020 at 16:55

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lol..i keep getting annoyed at me daughters random swearing

no idea where she got that fucking shit from

buuuut she just turned 18 so its not like i can tell her off for that shit anymore

i can still make her do dishes tho.... dont wanna do the dishes?

pay me fucking rent

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/14/2020 at 18:59

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Man, what have you done to me?

I love this.

How about some Medevil Metal?

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2020 at 19:24

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Has it been 15 minutes already?

I literally just broke Youtube

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/14/2020 at 23:54

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lol...hmmm.... *goes off on a tangent*

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/15/2020 at 00:18

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And full circle we come.